The Story of Malistaire Drake

Alright, just to clear things up, this is the story of Malistaire and his corruption. *WARNING* this is a long post, so grab some popcorn and some reading glasses.

Once upon a time, in a far away spiral, was a school. In this school, there were seven schools of magic. Of these schools, the Death School had the saddest story. The Teacher of Death Magic, Malistaire Drake, had a wife named Sylvia. She died of a mysterious illness. Sylvia was the life teacher, and it is ironic she had fallen to an illness. When she died, Malistaire quit his teaching job to try to revive his wife. He then went to Krokotopia to try to find a strong enough source of power to revive Sylvia. He learned that the Queen of Krokotopia, Krokopatra, had a powerful source of power called ... the Krokonomicon! After Krokopatra was defeated by Malistaire, She told him that she hid the Krokonomicon. Oh no! Now Malistaire is pretty ticked. He then goes to Marleybone to try to find the Krokonomicon. But! The Krokonomicon was hidden in a Sarcophagus in the Royal Museum. Malistaire hires the most skilled Cat Burglar, Meowiarty. He breaks the thief out of Prison, and he steals the Krokonomicon. Stupidly, Meowiarty steals the Krokonomicon and traps himself in the Big Ben Instance. Malistaire, enraged, goes to Mooshu to receive the Spiral Key to the Shattered World of Dragonspyre. The Emperor of Mooshu doesn't like giving out keys to any random ex-Death Teacher, so Malistaire gave a curse of plagues to Mooshu and totally wrecked the Emperor's Crash Pad. He then steals the Dragonspyre Spiral Key, and goes there. He fights his way through the many towers and cursed instances of Dragonspyre until he reaches his Destination: The Great Spyre. He ... flies with magical pixie dust (O_O) to the top, the massive Kingsisle Headquarters. Oh? It's not called that? Oh well. The Headmaster's Tower. Ugh. So this dude is like "Get the heck out of here, this is my Office". Malistaire says ... "THIS! IS! DRAGONSPYRE!" *Malistaire pushes Headmaster out oversized window* So then he decides to wake up The Dragon Titan, which is like the Apocalypse. So ... that's where YOU come in. You save the entire universe from a maniac.

Tl;DR- This dude goes WAY too far to impersonate Jesus.